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I would humbly submit any rendition of Santa Baby, but particularly Madonna’s.

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Stop with "My Favorite Things". NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG!

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You heard it here: not a Christmas song

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Well, ok, but then Die Hard is not a Xmas movie. Can’t have your crisp apple strudel and eat it, too.

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“Christmas Shoes” is, by far, the worst Christmas song ever!!

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It's preposterously bad

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"Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber. I don't think he even knows the meaning of shawty.

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The GOAT!

j/k lol

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And you gotta give “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” an honorable mention at least!

Also that God-awful “Mary Did You Know” song

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Just brutal

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Amen.

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And so it was written

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Can you make and share a Spotify playlist of these?

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I feel that's unethical

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Anyone trying to pass off “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen as a Christmas song belongs here.

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🤣🤣🤣You’re such a Grinch!

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I'm a humanitarian

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Yeah, I gotta concur that you are a Grinch re Wonderful Christmastime. I fukkin love that song.

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You eat humans?

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Every weekday at 5

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