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B Best's avatar

I would humbly submit any rendition of Santa Baby, but particularly Madonna’s.

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Leah's avatar

Stop with "My Favorite Things". NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG!

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Evil MoPac's avatar

You heard it here: not a Christmas song

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B Best's avatar

Well, ok, but then Die Hard is not a Xmas movie. Can’t have your crisp apple strudel and eat it, too.

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Jose Peña's avatar

“Christmas Shoes” is, by far, the worst Christmas song ever!!

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Evil MoPac's avatar

It's preposterously bad

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Julie Moore's avatar

"Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber. I don't think he even knows the meaning of shawty.

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Evil MoPac's avatar

The GOAT!

j/k lol

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Marthe du Sud-Ouest's avatar

And you gotta give “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” an honorable mention at least!

Also that God-awful “Mary Did You Know” song

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Evil MoPac's avatar

Just brutal

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Maryanne Nericcio's avatar

Amen.

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Evil MoPac's avatar

And so it was written

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JinATX's avatar

Can you make and share a Spotify playlist of these?

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Evil MoPac's avatar

I feel that's unethical

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Marthe du Sud-Ouest's avatar

Anyone trying to pass off “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen as a Christmas song belongs here.

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KLevinson's avatar

🤣🤣🤣You’re such a Grinch!

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Evil MoPac's avatar

I'm a humanitarian

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B Best's avatar

Yeah, I gotta concur that you are a Grinch re Wonderful Christmastime. I fukkin love that song.

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KLevinson's avatar

You eat humans?

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Evil MoPac's avatar

Every weekday at 5

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