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@evilmopacatx want a gay best friend? I'll teach you what serving cunt is and you can teach me about being from texas or what a MoPac is

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Jul 4Liked by Evil MoPac

God this is so true.

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That's my brand, buddy.

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Jul 4Liked by Evil MoPac

Yes! Best list ever. I may have to get it embroidered on a couch throw pillow.

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Low bar, but appreciated!

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Thank you! I needed this today.

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I wish I didn't have to tbh

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Jul 4Liked by Evil MoPac

Exactly!

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Right?

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LOL, #8 for the win!!😂

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Apologies for the image

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