CP and P-Ville are really different. First off Avery Ranch is the Circle C of Wilco. CP is like if Colin County had Democrats and hills. Pflugerville is like Arlen but with diversity and democrats.
Oh, how I know 99, especially with the assholes doing one-third of the speed limit, leaving the famous “clot” blocking off exit ramps. But when you try to pass them, “Warp Nine, Mr. Data!”
I'd like to make a friendly edit to #91: "The size/level of noise/amount of or color of the exhaust of the truck is inversely proportional to the size of the driver's genitalia, and directly proportional to his own perception of the size of his genitalia." Also, the presence of truck nuts takes the preceding formula and raises it to the five millionth power.
#100 YES- a thousand times YES!!! I hate when I don't get "the wave" - are there no more Drive Friendly The Texas Ways signs? This list is completely accurate in my opinion 👍
EXACTLY!! The Wave is proof that the driver is still human. Those driverless cars need to install a device to wave when they’re allowed to merge just to protect them from vandalism.
CP and P-Ville are really different. First off Avery Ranch is the Circle C of Wilco. CP is like if Colin County had Democrats and hills. Pflugerville is like Arlen but with diversity and democrats.
Oh, how I know 99, especially with the assholes doing one-third of the speed limit, leaving the famous “clot” blocking off exit ramps. But when you try to pass them, “Warp Nine, Mr. Data!”
So much truth
I'd like to make a friendly edit to #91: "The size/level of noise/amount of or color of the exhaust of the truck is inversely proportional to the size of the driver's genitalia, and directly proportional to his own perception of the size of his genitalia." Also, the presence of truck nuts takes the preceding formula and raises it to the five millionth power.
It's a lot, but likely accurate
Wait, Susie and Jake in Circle C weren’t just being friendly??😂😂
Nor were Ted and Stacy.
#83 rings so true. Thanks for always making my day better. 😎
You must not drive in rush hour.
No worries there - I do not own a car.
#100 YES- a thousand times YES!!! I hate when I don't get "the wave" - are there no more Drive Friendly The Texas Ways signs? This list is completely accurate in my opinion 👍
EXACTLY!! The Wave is proof that the driver is still human. Those driverless cars need to install a device to wave when they’re allowed to merge just to protect them from vandalism.
Appreciate you.