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Wheelview's avatar

CP and P-Ville are really different. First off Avery Ranch is the Circle C of Wilco. CP is like if Colin County had Democrats and hills. Pflugerville is like Arlen but with diversity and democrats.

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Oh, how I know 99, especially with the assholes doing one-third of the speed limit, leaving the famous “clot” blocking off exit ramps. But when you try to pass them, “Warp Nine, Mr. Data!”

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Evil MoPac's avatar

So much truth

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Summer M's avatar

I'd like to make a friendly edit to #91: "The size/level of noise/amount of or color of the exhaust of the truck is inversely proportional to the size of the driver's genitalia, and directly proportional to his own perception of the size of his genitalia." Also, the presence of truck nuts takes the preceding formula and raises it to the five millionth power.

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Evil MoPac's avatar

It's a lot, but likely accurate

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KLevinson's avatar

Wait, Susie and Jake in Circle C weren’t just being friendly??😂😂

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Evil MoPac's avatar

Nor were Ted and Stacy.

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Julie Moore's avatar

#83 rings so true. Thanks for always making my day better. 😎

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Evil MoPac's avatar

You must not drive in rush hour.

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Julie Moore's avatar

No worries there - I do not own a car.

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BexLou's avatar

#100 YES- a thousand times YES!!! I hate when I don't get "the wave" - are there no more Drive Friendly The Texas Ways signs? This list is completely accurate in my opinion 👍

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Karen's avatar

EXACTLY!! The Wave is proof that the driver is still human. Those driverless cars need to install a device to wave when they’re allowed to merge just to protect them from vandalism.

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Evil MoPac's avatar

Appreciate you.

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