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The Shittiest Halloween Candies for 2023

The Shittiest Halloween Candies for 2023

No, it's not Spooky Miatas or Fentanyl Skittles

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Oct 23, 2023
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I fully accept and embrace the fact that I’m your go-to highway for terrible things. In fact, I take great pride in this responsibility and would have it no other way. So it’s natural that I’m here to offer advice on the absolute worst, most heinous Halloween treats going today. Sadly, razor blades are off th…

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