We’re nearing the close of our latest version of Austin Pretends to be L.A. Even More Than Usual, so it’s the perfect time to bring back my high-end haiku talents to provide some weekend joy.
Here we go!
“Gotta Poop”
Oh man, gotta poop.
Five tacos was a misstep.
This band was one, too.
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“Concert Photographer”
The Black Keys are dope.
An iPhone in my sight lines?
Not so much, twatbag.
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