Et Tu, Austin Rain Dome?

Yet Another Divisive Issue Takes Hold of Our City

Look, I have a Bucket List of sorts that casually hovers over my life: Going front row at a Bon Jovi concert where JBJ sings like 1987 him and not a drowning cat. Seeing ONE goddamn food item that hasn’t gotten smaller and more expensive since 2021. Getting high with Willie Nelson and/or A. Whitney Brown. But I realize that these are merely pipe dreams…