Mid-September Austin Haikus: That's The Stuff!
It's not that you want them, it's that you need them
As the calendar chugs toward spooky season (both Halloween and the election), it’s worth a pause to turn to the magical world of the humble haiku in an effort to both reflect on and divine some joy from the staid, mundane husk of your day-to-day existence.
So, let’s set our course to “embracing the magic,” shall we?
Trump Texts
Wow, another one!
19 texts begging for cash
Here’s some blocks, bitchboy
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Longhorny
The Horns are ranked one
This feels too good to be true
Georgia lays in wait
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Cyberfuck
Look, a Cybertruck
But penis pumps are cheaper
Please make it make sense
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School Sucks
I hate school so much
Takes up my whole goddamn day
I’m a whiny turd
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Fake Fall
‘Twas 80 last week
Today my ass is gooey
Fuck right off, fake fall
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Westlake Dreams
Greetings from Westlake
Just watered my lawn again
A drought? L-O-L
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Barton Springs Revival
The Springs are open!
Cool, crisp liquid refreshment
Yeah, still not going
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Swingers Delight
Stacey and Kevin
Rutting on Amy and Ted
Pretty gross, really
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Stay tuned for my Halloween haikus, coming in a few weeks!
You are the Austin Haiku Master!